Tintumon's jokes



amma : U.K.G. vare padicha ninakku enthu pani kittum?


tintumon : L.K.G kuttikalku tution edukkam.


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Tintu mon Achanodu: Teen ager ennu paranhal entha-chchaaa?


Achchan: Oralude vayassu English-il parayumpol teen ennu vannal avare teen ager ennu parayum. Thirteen, fourteen, ennokke parayunnadu pole.


Tintumon: Appol Noottippathimoonnu vayassayavareyum teen ager ennu parayumo achchaaaa?


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TINTUMON news paper vayikkukayayirunnu….Paperil oru news kandu……”K.Karunakaran ICU-vil….!!!!!”


ithu vayich TINTUMON:”entammooo….!!!iyalu pinnem party mariyo????”


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teacher:vellam illengil manushyan marikkum;y?


tintumon:vellam illengil neenthan pattilla;neenthan pattiyillenkil mungi chavum;




pareekshaykku onnum ezhuthatha Tintumon last pagil engane ezhuthi…….........


.“aananenkil jayippikkedaa…..!!”


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FTV kanukayayirunna achante adukal vanna tintu mon FTV noki achanod” acha avarentha cheriya dress darichirikunnath..?”


Achan: ” avar pavangalayath kondanu..


tintumon:” ivarekalum pavangal vannal ennod parayanam acha please “
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